OMG, I almost gave my soul to God at the cemetery 😂 On Sunday, I went to my relatives' graves to cl…

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OMG, I almost gave my soul to God at the cemetery 😂 On Sunday, I went to my relatives' graves to clean them up. My husband was on a 24-hour shift, and my daughter had gone to her friend's, so I went alone. The graves there are deep, surrounded by forest, monuments, and little graves. I was cleaning, lost in thought, and suddenly I felt someone standing behind me 😳 I got absolutely wild, primal fear. I turned around — and there was a man 🤯 Lord, my heart just sank into my boots. In those few seconds, I'd already imagined everything: a ghost, a maniac, who even was it 😂 But it turned out to be the cemetery guard, the caretaker. I almost beat him up 😂 In a trembling voice, I asked, 'Couldn't you, like, announce your presence when you approach someone from behind at a cemetery?' 🤣 Anyway, that's it, I'm not going to the cemetery alone anymore 😂
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Marina Boldyreva
What a nightmare! I've never been to a cemetery alone, I'm scared 😬
I wonder if he sneaks up on grandmas like that too, so he doesn't have to carry them far if something happens?
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Kristina
Oh, I can imagine.
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Mariya
Marina Boldyreva I don't think I was scared. It was daytime, more like morning, and there were people at the cemetery entrance. It was actually quite crowded, which made me feel better, like I definitely wasn't the only living person there! ))
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Mariya
Kristina 😁😬
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Suhareva Olga
I freaked out so bad when I saw a living copy of my deceased husband at the cemetery. Even his walk, how he was dressed, and his appearance. Luckily, I was with a friend, and she confirmed he looked exactly the same.
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Mariya
Suhareva Olga OMG

How is this even possible? 😦?!?!?
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Suhareva Olga
Suhareva Olga But actually, there are a lot of twins, especially if you don't look too closely
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alla
It's a "laugh and cry" situation,
but he's a jerk, for sure. 😄
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Mariya
alla He apologized later, saying he hadn't thought about it 🙈🤣
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Helen
That's why I never go to the cemetery alone. I always go with someone. I was only 'alone' at the cemetery once. When my mom (bless her soul) was still alive, she went with my aunt. While they were at the cemetery, my mom called me and decided to joke around, singing a song: 'It's so peaceful in the cemetery
Neither enemies nor friends can be seen
Everything's neat, everything's proper
Exceptional bliss...' And at that moment, my aunt felt unwell and fainted… I rushed to the cemetery like crazy… My mom wasn't picking up anymore… That's when I remembered God and the devil, and got so scared. When I arrived and ran to the cemetery, they weren't there. While running, I was looking for them and thought they were both... 'on the other side,' but it turned out my aunt had fainted at the bus stop, and I thought they were still at the graveyard… I've never gone to the cemetery alone again.
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Kseniya
Ugh, creepy. I don't like cemeteries. I've only been there a couple of times in my life. Hope I don't need to go back there anytime soon.
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sofia namgaladze
In Voronezh, the cemeteries are in fields, you can see for 5km in any direction, but in Moscow Oblast, the cemeteries are in forests. I can't handle it, they're so creepy and dark. I need to go to my friend's place to remove flowers, but I'm scared to go alone and don't want to drag the kids along.
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Helen
Suhareva Olga And in the end, you decided not to approach that man?
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Lyudmila
OMG, seriously 🤪🙈
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Nadezda
sofia namgaladze What stage is she in
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Lyudmila
sofia namgaladze In Tashkent, where I'm from, the trees in the city center are on the cemetery grounds, and the graves are so chaotically arranged that I was afraid to walk alone – it was easy to get lost. But my uncle came up with a super easy way to find ours that's simple for anyone to explain in words.
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Lyudmila
For some reason, I pictured the guy from the first Home Alone movie, the one they said killed someone, and then he and the main character became friends. He also had a granddaughter who sang in the church choir in the script.
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Mariya
Lyudmila Complete opposite 😆
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Mariya
Helen Things can go wrong anywhere
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Lena Pugacheva
When we were teenagers, we used to have fun exploring the village cemetery at night. I remember one time we ran all the way back 🤣
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Suhareva Olga
Suhareva Olga Why?
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Helen
Suhareva Olga What if it's a mirage? I'd probably go closer if the person looked a lot like someone I know.
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Natali
They built a chapel at our cemetery. With a small attached shed. I didn't know. So I was standing there lost in thought when a security guard dropped some equipment. It made such a loud noise. Anyway, it was quite something.
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Suhareva Olga
Suhareva Olga Oh my gosh, what a nightmare! I can tell a real person from a mirage, let alone my friend who's also lost her mind?
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Olga
Lyudmila 😅😂🤣
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sofia namgaladze
sofia namgaladze In Pashkovo
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